Twilight Demotivational Poster
BLADE - Finally will do a REAL favor to Mankind
HARRY POTTER -
TWILIGHT - The Final Episode.
TWILIGHT MOMS -
A CROSS-OVER -
DAYWALKER - There can only be one.
UNDERWORLD - It's like Twilight but with hot chicks and a story..
VAMPIRES AREN'T FAGGOTS - Any questions?
THIS IS... - the true ending!
FOUR MOVIES - one expression
READ TWILIGHT I WILL NOT - Rip my own eyes out much I would rather.
AND SPARKLES DESTROY VAMPIRISM. -
WOODEN STAKE - Oh Edward! I have a gift for you! Come on out, you sparkly bastard!
THE COUNT - Could Easily Kick Edward Cullen's Ass.
ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW - Still a better love story than Twilight
STEP ASIDE -
MURDER - Still a better love story than Twilight.
TRUE BLOOD VS. TWILIGHT - True Blood wins. You get to see Anna Paquin's tits... *FAP* *FAP* *FAP*
GRANDPA - Apparently he's not a big fan of the Twilight movies.
STILL - A much better love story than Twilight
DOUBLE STANDARDS - sure when Robert Pattinson does it it's romantic but when I do it it's creepy
ACTOR - his name is Robert Pattinson. he is not Edward. Edward is not real.
EDWARD CULLEN IS NOT A VAMPIRE - He's a fairy.
HELL NO - I don't sparkle in sunlight!
REAL LIFE - Still a better love story than Twilight
F#@K TEAM EDWARD - I'm on team Blade
A L U C A R D - When he kills a vampire, it doesn't turn into girly-ass sparkles!
WWF STILL A BETTER STORY THAN TWILIGHT -
VAMPIRES WERE ONCE BADASS -
VAMPIRE BOYFRIENDS - Because Tampons Just Don't Cut It No More
YOUR SANITY - Get ready to kiss yours goodbye
PLEASE SHOOT ME NOW -
PROOF! - All Edwards Sparkle!
Vincent Valentine -
TWILIGHT - Yeah, That's More Like It
BESTIALITY OR NECROPHILIA? - Which team are you on?
TWILIGHT - Even WoW knows what's up
VAMPIRES - Are better counters than lovers.
TEAM LUKE OR TEAM HAN - only Leia can decide
Fun Fact for Germaphobes -
PERSPECTIVE - Still not as gay as Twilight
VLAD DRACULA - Because manly vampires don't sparkle.
THE SAD PART? - After a hundred years of being a "vampire" it's only natural his vagina would smell of dead fish.
NO WORDS CAN DESCRIBE IT. - So beautiful... They should have sent a poet.
TWILIGHT FANS.... - ....DIE!
ROLE MODEL -
RAW VEGANS -
VAMPIRE SUNSCREEN -
THE BIBLE - One of the best fantasy novels in existence... And still a better love story than Twilight
NOT REAL - Vampires burn in sunlight. they dont freaking sparkle. just trust me i talked to norris he said so.
VAMPIRISM - You're Doing It Wrong.
RENESMEE - Because 100 years wasn't long enough to learn birth control.
DESERT-EAGLE... - ...for the times you don`t know what`s worse...the actual movie or this ending...
FANTASY - Just because you suck that doesn't make you a vampire.
WHEN VAMPIRES WORK OUT - do they do Cardio?
TWILIGHT - Gayer than Broadway. And that is saying a lot!
BESTIALITY - Uh... sure why not
COUNTESS ELIZABETH BÃƒÂ¡THORY - The real LADY KILLER. She was up to 600 I believe.
THE ENTIRE WORLD - Would look like this if science combined Jacob Black and Edward Cullen
Now Back To Your Regularly Scheduled Program -
People are strange -
DIVISION BY ZERO - The next person to do it will be forced to watch the next twilight sequel.
MONSTER FIGHTS - Better than Team Edward/Team Jacob.
ROBERT PATTINSON - You know, as hard as i try. I just can't find a picture of him that hasn't been photoshopped into black and whi....... oh, wait.
EPIC - SOMETIMES NO OTHER WORD WILL DO -
VAMPIRE - YOU FAIL AT IT
EVEN PRECIOUS AGREES.... - VAMPIRES SHOULDN'T SPARKLE!
TWILIGHT YEARS - When even the craziest of stunts evoke only a freaked smile from men.... When a few of years ago; the meekest of smiles would.. Set off the craziest of stunts....
TIME FOR TEA -
JUST HAD TO GO THERE -
PARIS HILTON -
VAMPIRE HUNTERS - You're going to have to do better, than that.
TWILIGHT VAMPIRES - More interested in knocking up the chicks than sucking the blood out of their necks. Yet the true fail is they can't even look badass doing the chicks.
TWILIGHT FANS - Getting Pale For November 12th.
TWILIGHT - just got a new actor deleted deleted
MICKEY MOUSE - HOTTER THAN CULLEN
FOX NEWS - ROD SERLING LIVES!
PREPUCE - The best-best-seller.
WHO WOULD OF THOUGHT? - That a 40+ Women's Wet Dream Would Appeal To thousands and thousands of EMO kids
JACOB BLACK -
Pandas Know -
google search catheter - did you mean twilight? -
I Present to You -
she may be a little weird -
Mr. Edward Snowden -
OH, COM'ON -
sad but true -
STILL BETTER THAN TWILIGHT - Edward the Troll and Grettal the witch hunter. Way better love story than twilight. And hes better looking.
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