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Twilight Demotivational Poster

BLADE - Finally will do a REAL favor to Mankind

TAGS: blade twilight
Rating: 3.99/5

More motifakes by Makriev

motinet - September 14, 2012, 4:09 pm

Over 3000 facebook shares... *faints*
agdaniele - August 10, 2010, 11:28 pm
I laughed at it, too rerun!
agdaniele - June 30, 2010, 8:15 am
fr9mu1 - June 1, 2010, 3:09 am
yes finaly
GreyScorpion - November 24, 2009, 1:37 pm
NotAHater - November 1, 2009, 12:28 am
Hell yeah. This Twilight obsession has got to stop, and Blade is the perfect choice to deliver it.
untersturmfuher - September 3, 2009, 12:35 pm
damn straight
KuroBear - August 27, 2009, 2:34 pm
This is worth a whole year of EPIC WIN!
amina - August 18, 2009, 11:15 pm
ok, rant time. the first book was good the rest sucked, the movie sucked, and the acting sucked. oh yeah so did the plot line....
Cheesy Poofs - August 11, 2009, 4:13 pm
This is awesome incarnate. 5L!
LogicDude - August 6, 2009, 11:48 am
I'm sure Woody meant "2nd" and "4th"...then again, maybe I'm not.
Woodywood03a - August 5, 2009, 11:55 pm
Blade was a pretty half bake movie. But when they made the 2rd and then the 3th and 4rd, that was a bit of overkill. and then when they made the tv show, all I could say is, "DONE".
Kbomb - July 28, 2009, 12:51 am
Five lions, and a coupon for free sex with me
Porcelina - July 26, 2009, 9:51 pm
*insert my twilight rant here*
BriaHere - July 26, 2009, 6:01 pm
Freaking LOVE Twilight. The movie sucks donkey ass though. Kristin Stewart can't at. Emily Browning should have got the part but I won't ramble on.
Arrogant Knight - July 26, 2009, 7:02 am
You are SO lucky not to know of Twilight. Oh, damn... I'm sorry...
kerkpyrrus - July 26, 2009, 6:53 am
ok, i give up, who are the two in front? the girl sorta looks like nat portman?
Me - July 26, 2009, 5:47 am
That is fucking amazing.


TWILIGHT - The Final Episode.

TAGS: blade twilight gay vampires
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 1:16 am
Buffy who...?
infidel81 - March 18, 2012, 11:47 am
this one prompted me to join motifake
timbosai - December 13, 2011, 6:56 pm
this one is awesome
maoworks2 - December 10, 2011, 5:11 pm
Kick Ass.!


TAGS: pixar up love story twilight
Rating: 4.84/5

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kay9kabang - February 23, 2012, 3:48 pm
and 4 movies.
the1stCOMMI3 - December 22, 2011, 1:51 pm
I don't use memebase, im more of a reddit person
Noname5 - December 22, 2011, 1:36 pm
on memebase, thets the same thing but with ...created a better love story in 8 mins without talking ;)
Derek - December 21, 2011, 4:02 pm
If only people didn't cry every time I show it.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 21, 2011, 2:24 pm
So true!
Arvantillian - December 20, 2011, 10:33 am
perfect 5 balloons!


TAGS: twilight moms
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Tycho124

jameswnash - January 25, 2011, 8:05 pm
and they say men are bad!
WhiteTiger225 - July 20, 2010, 10:53 am
Actor may be 23, but character portrayed is permanently 17. Just because your 4 year old Hentai loli's are voiced by a 30 year old woman, doesn't make them 30 :p
TintedTearz - February 12, 2010, 7:28 am
To be honest, they look around 30. And Robert Pattinson is 23... 7 years diffrence. Not that bad.
DillyRat - February 11, 2010, 4:58 pm
true...SAD...but true
Ed-Hyde - November 19, 2009, 7:18 am
Very true, we just wait that extra year.
Bartimaeus - November 19, 2009, 7:02 am
lol So true! Great job. 5L for sure.
Porcelina - November 18, 2009, 4:12 pm
I am posting this on my facebook... or something.
LogicDude - November 18, 2009, 3:52 pm
Fatt Matt - November 18, 2009, 12:41 pm
Ditto... +5
Sean - November 17, 2009, 10:00 pm
Excellent poster dude, and as of 2 seconds ago, my wife has just laughed more at this poster than she has at all of mine put together. (Yeah, she and I are REAL freakin' soulmates, eh?)


TAGS: twilight blade cross over crossover best ever
Rating: 3.54/5

More motifakes by Darky Mephisto

rerun - August 10, 2010, 11:31 pm

kind of reminds me of that squirrel...bet he starts popping up
agdaniele - August 10, 2010, 11:29 pm
Wait, no.... this is the one I laughed at.
agdaniele - June 30, 2010, 8:15 am
Or elsewhere.
Jericho - August 2, 2009, 4:48 pm

DAYWALKER - There can only be one.

TAGS: blade hunts the twilight cat
Rating: 4.34/5

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erik710 - February 25, 2013, 8:19 am
erik710 - February 25, 2013, 8:19 am
Edward Knew He Hard It Comin
rerun - August 10, 2010, 11:30 pm

excellent as well
agdaniele - August 10, 2010, 11:28 pm
Or was it this one?
agdaniele - June 30, 2010, 8:14 am
Jingoro - January 10, 2010, 11:58 am
Heh. Well done, sir.
aesop's folly - January 10, 2010, 9:27 am
thank you

UNDERWORLD - It's like Twilight but with hot chicks and a story..

TAGS: nailer twilight underworld kate beckinsale
Rating: 4.44/5

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maoworks2 - January 5, 2012, 6:56 pm
Please Bite Me.
pzykosiz - September 7, 2010, 7:13 pm
nice. 5l's


TAGS: twilight vampires
Rating: 3.64/5

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falloutghoul - August 20, 2011, 1:08 pm
He should've at least been getting sunburned to a crisp. Dracula's got a FUCKING Cloak to sheild him!
Jackl - November 18, 2010, 3:29 pm
well, shimmer might make more sense to say , and simmering , eh, ya, that works, with the right spices
Jaubrey - November 1, 2009, 2:21 pm
Yes, they should burn violently. Simmering is much too mild.
TurnLeftHere - October 19, 2009, 6:01 am
i agree completely vampires shouldnt simmer in the sun.
DrEvo82 - September 25, 2009, 11:57 am
No, just all these new gay ass vampires. Anne Rice threw up when she saw the preview for Twilight. And Bram Stoker is still spinning in his grave!!
agdaniele - September 24, 2009, 8:14 pm
Somebody's harboring some bad experiences.
_dog - September 24, 2009, 3:43 pm
Bad and monochrome?
Pacifist - September 24, 2009, 3:28 pm
Yes, I have a question? So all you're really trying to say is vampires are bad?
DrEvo82 - September 24, 2009, 12:27 pm
Right on!!!

THIS IS... - the true ending!

TAGS: gay twilight lol
Rating: 4.2/5

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corbett06 - August 24, 2010, 7:56 pm
i think we need to call up vanhellsing and have him shoot the people that decided to make the gay ass twilight movies...fitting ending for them i think
vihtori - May 3, 2010, 2:03 am
this is what the world needs to see. the stark truth that is movie is GAY.
booger13 - March 25, 2010, 6:39 am
~ applauds ~ and does the arsenio hall WOOWOOWOO there are no words that can describe how this is ^__^ so ill use the one word we all know can sum it up =D *SMURF*
TintedTearz - February 12, 2010, 7:30 am
You just folded Kristen's head out, you dick. I hate you.
Shyanne - December 1, 2009, 10:05 am
ha ha awesome I knew it
[email protected] - November 28, 2009, 1:29 am
yah, and the hajii's only sell bootlegg copies where their heads are cut off for half the movie. Not that i would buy or watch it.

FOUR MOVIES - one expression

TAGS: twilight
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by internetninjaII

internetninjaII - July 26, 2011, 7:45 am
Thanks a lot for all the votes! You guys rock!
forseti - July 26, 2011, 5:15 am
the girl from twilight
rerun - July 26, 2011, 3:15 am

I guess I should know who she is before I vote on it.
forseti - July 26, 2011, 2:43 am
Sorry, Ms.! 37 votes now, 4.95/5... So I'm more or less the only one with this opinion :D
internetninjaII - July 25, 2011, 5:26 pm
Ms. Ninja... thanks for not voting, I appreciate it. everyone's taste is different, I respect that :)
Vampyro - July 25, 2011, 5:24 pm
It's not that it's funny. It's that it's true.
forseti - July 25, 2011, 2:50 pm
I won't vote on it to not ruin a straight 5 (30 times?!? OMG). Don't get why you think it's THAT funny... But congrats, Mr. Ninja! ;)
forseti - July 25, 2011, 2:47 pm
Hawamleh - July 24, 2011, 11:34 pm
No man that guy is on a whole new plain of existence...
Tarapin - July 24, 2011, 10:05 pm
And because of that, her perfect match is...Steven Seagal!
Hawamleh - July 24, 2011, 6:36 pm
ah ah ah, remember quality before quantity !
internetninjaII - July 24, 2011, 6:21 pm
Really? I'm off to make more!
Hawamleh - July 24, 2011, 4:29 pm
You might even make the hall of fame with this one mate.
internetninjaII - July 24, 2011, 4:20 pm
I made the front page! I can die happy now :D
Reality Lord - July 23, 2011, 12:10 pm

5implicity works for me.

READ TWILIGHT I WILL NOT - Rip my own eyes out much I would rather.

TAGS: yoda read twilight will not
Rating: 4.6/5

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Woodywood03c - April 14, 2012, 9:58 pm
Heartbreakdrake - February 29, 2012, 6:08 am
Very funny I like good job


TAGS: twilight books saga
Rating: 4.59/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 25, 2013, 12:05 am
First we'll pay and then we'll pay some more. Does anyone know the score, I'm so f*cking board.
EmilioDumphque - July 24, 2012, 1:39 pm
...and Rock is dead! (Long live Paper and Scissors)
minerva1961 - July 18, 2012, 1:32 pm
Someone forgot to take his happy pill this morning.
AcidRain - July 18, 2012, 9:41 am
Ain't that the truth.

WOODEN STAKE - Oh Edward! I have a gift for you! Come on out, you sparkly bastard!

TAGS: twilight stake edward cullen gift kill vampire
Rating: 3.46/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 7, 2012, 3:15 pm
Love the choice of words; it's hilarious XD

THE COUNT - Could Easily Kick Edward Cullen's Ass.

TAGS: the count twilight edward bella
Rating: 3.5/5

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Sho - July 4, 2010, 7:27 pm
Lol that comment gets a 5L from me xD
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 9:16 pm
One... ha ha ha one lion! Ha ha ha ha!

ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW - Still a better love story than Twilight


TAGS: death beiber twilight shootem up
Rating: 4.84/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - November 10, 2017, 4:00 am
Don't worry, you can take Taylor Swift.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 11, 2013, 1:44 pm
Stop by the Jonas Brothers concert on your way back home. 5L
RetiredUSNChief - September 9, 2010, 5:55 am
OK, THIS one just became a new favorite!
Mr. Shiny - August 21, 2010, 3:50 am
Stop by the Jersey Shore while your at it, 5L's.
GreyScorpion - August 18, 2010, 10:44 am
FP FTFW!!! 5L+
Bartimaeus - August 17, 2010, 9:16 pm
Don't miss the Kanye West convention. 5/5

MURDER - Still a better love story than Twilight.

TAGS: murder better than twilight
Rating: 4.47/5

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astro250 - April 27, 2012, 2:57 pm
dogwelder - April 26, 2012, 11:20 pm
vibrant colors!
tellitlikeitis - April 26, 2012, 10:16 pm

TRUE BLOOD VS. TWILIGHT - True Blood wins. You get to see Anna Paquin's tits... *FAP* *FAP* *FAP*

Pow! -

TAGS: the count edward beatdown twilight
Rating: 4.53/5

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faqo - December 10, 2015, 10:03 pm
REALLY sayin that edward is super strong and the count is controled by a human hand i mean its unreal edward would break not only the hand but the human to
faqo - December 2, 2015, 11:53 pm
SHUT UP!!!!!! (i haz a crush on edward)
Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 1:05 pm
When a purple muppet does a better job of being a vampire than your OC...it's time to rethink your life.
tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:09 pm
vampires should only sparkle when they're on fire.
bigsouthfork - May 2, 2013, 11:03 pm
Take that you sparking bastard!

GRANDPA - Apparently he's not a big fan of the Twilight movies.

TAGS: grandpa vampire twilight fan
Rating: 4.24/5

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xXxEpicWinxXx - April 20, 2010, 7:10 pm
Exactly what he is talking about.


STILL - A much better love story than Twilight

TAGS: love story twilight nerf fight
Rating: 4.13/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 1, 2014, 2:03 pm
The fact is that most women are old sticks in the mud. They never wanna have fun, they always gripe, and they think the only things a man should enjoy is serving them.
Altrunchen - September 23, 2013, 1:14 pm
I would date the hell out of a chick as awesome as that!
lgvernon - June 9, 2012, 12:15 am

Ahem~~~I keep a squirt gun in the bowl of my stand mixer at the end of the kitchen counter. Spontaneous waterfights are known to break out at my house.

DOUBLE STANDARDS - sure when Robert Pattinson does it it's romantic but when I do it it's creepy

TAGS: twilight stalkers
Rating: 4.56/5

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TheFarmer - February 21, 2011, 10:00 am
its not romantic its just plain creepy

ACTOR - his name is Robert Pattinson. he is not Edward. Edward is not real.


TAGS: funny misleading twilight description
Rating: 4.5/5

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Aelo Telstar - January 27, 2011, 5:31 am
Amen to that Cold.
coldinjected - January 25, 2011, 8:34 pm
That's funny. I also enjoy the fact that her face has more manly features than either of them. Look at that diesel chin!!


TAGS: dracula twilight vampire christopher lee
Rating: 3.65/5

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Faceplant31 - July 14, 2010, 11:45 am

HELL NO - I don't sparkle in sunlight!

TAGS: dracula twilight vampire christopher lee
Rating: 3.88/5

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Faceplant31 - July 14, 2010, 11:46 am
Meh a bit better. Dont continue on the vampire theme tho.

REAL LIFE - Still a better love story than Twilight

TAGS: better love story than twilight
Rating: 4.61/5

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Ganon2012 - September 13, 2012, 1:18 am
If I were her, I'd be concerned that he will do all that other stuff after picking up the dog crap. lol
Kyronic - May 19, 2012, 2:22 am
That's funny. 5 lions.

F#@K TEAM EDWARD - I'm on team Blade

TAGS: blade twilight sucks
Rating: 3.68/5

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faqo - December 2, 2015, 11:32 pm
fuck u im team edward
nicolbolas09 - May 30, 2011, 11:26 am
Love it. 5 L's

A L U C A R D - When he kills a vampire, it doesn't turn into girly-ass sparkles!

TAGS: alucard dracula twilight hellsing vampire vampires anime manga
Rating: 3.44/5

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Chompers - August 10, 2010, 9:22 am
Actually, they turn to dust, which sparkles in the OVA
thatonechick - August 10, 2010, 9:20 am
Actually, I'm nice and mid-cycle. Blame it on whatever you want, though.
culos - August 10, 2010, 9:18 am
Sorry TOC, I know PMS when I see it. I'll be a wise old Greybeard and I'll cease and desist. Hell hath no fury than a woman about to bleed (Shakespearish)
thatonechick - August 10, 2010, 9:06 am
5L because it is about Hellsing. Oh, and culos, keep trolling my comments. Go for it.


TAGS: wwf better story than twilight
Rating: 4.58/5

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Nahrond - January 28, 2012, 1:25 am
Anybody wanna peanut????
maoworks2 - January 20, 2012, 2:30 pm
Big Jean .
Reality Lord - January 19, 2012, 5:30 pm

i lol'd


TAGS: blade twilight death badass wesley
Rating: 4.17/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 1:35 am
Were you trying to spell "Heresy"? (opinion or doctrine at variance with the orthodox or accepted doctrine)
boeweizer - August 6, 2010, 9:46 am
Koradan - June 30, 2010, 7:02 pm

VAMPIRE BOYFRIENDS - Because Tampons Just Don't Cut It No More

YOUR SANITY - Get ready to kiss yours goodbye

TAGS: rod serling twilight zone
Rating: 3.32/5

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faulty switch - August 28, 2009, 1:41 pm
i kissed mine goodbye a long time ago. its not as exciting as it sounds. tho it does have its good times


TAGS: blade twilight new moon
Rating: 2.57/5

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TWOEDGE - November 17, 2011, 11:32 am
yeah Blade likes to kills he’s pixy dust vampires before breakfast
agdaniele - June 30, 2010, 8:15 am
Seen it.


TAGS: twilight misery suffering blame chhezburger
Rating: 4.89/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 7:24 pm
Still better than the Dinosaur Erotica that's being written nowadays.
djrcreative - January 22, 2012, 1:24 am
@gas Nah. I watched the 1st (Horrible. "Let's run up trees!") & the 2nd, which was better. Never saw the rest, fortunately. Ex went with girlfriends, but made me watch the DVDs. Hence my ex. ;)
djrcreative - January 22, 2012, 1:20 am
@DR Well, I'm not a father, but assuming I had a daughter... Unless you're being sarcastic. *shrug*
Houseplant - January 21, 2012, 10:39 am
I'd need a "fifth" just to set through only one of them..5L
DRhatman - January 19, 2012, 11:42 pm
your a great parent
gas - January 19, 2012, 9:50 am
I pity you lol

PROOF! - All Edwards Sparkle!

TAGS: edward fullmetalachemist hetalia twilight sparkle
Rating: 2.62/5

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tomyironmane - July 26, 2013, 3:00 pm
Bah. In real life vampires only sparkle when they're on fire.
steve1961 - February 21, 2013, 12:34 pm
Edward is not having carnal pleasures with tentacles so it doesn't qualify as anime.
- February 21, 2013, 11:24 am
.... this has animai thats against the rules. mods wtf.....

Vincent Valentine -

TAGS: valentine vampire twilight ffvii final fantasy 7 vii edward cullen gamer gamers fangirl
Rating: 1.74/5

More motifakes by Panther

Hawamleh - February 15, 2011, 3:33 am
I wish I was..
Claire - February 14, 2011, 9:56 pm
Not really, you're both nerds.
Waylander - February 14, 2011, 8:45 pm
Vincent: A fictional character from a decade old game. Cullen: A pedovamp from the hastily constructed novel of a outpatient in a psyche ward. There is a debate here?
Hawamleh - February 14, 2011, 6:38 pm
ow the actor that played Cullen is badass, possible borderline alcoholic and has some good movies.] you on the other hand masturbating your limp dicks to video game characters are just sad...
agdaniele - February 14, 2011, 6:26 pm
Now, when you say "badass"... you do realize that he can only bully other animated characters, right?
AnSiogOlc - February 14, 2011, 5:53 pm
HOW DARE YOU!!!! Edward Cullen is a sparkly freak loved by nothing but 10 year old girls!!!! Vincent Valentine isn't even a Vampire!!!! And he is badass! I had to join the site just to share my thoughts on this matter....I was that disappointed in the pic
Saint970 - January 14, 2010, 5:50 pm
Vincent>Edward, there's just no competition. Vincent is better...and not gay.
informator - August 11, 2009, 11:54 pm
fuck no -_- vincent is badass pretty, but badass. cullen isnt even pretty. and he is in no way badass.
morgenlust - August 11, 2009, 7:43 pm
no effing way...vicent kicks ass like edward takes it
morgenlust - August 11, 2009, 7:38 pm
no effing way...vincent kicks ass in ways that edward takes it
Jericho - August 9, 2009, 3:28 am
I Agree With The Fellow Below Me.
Vincent is hot! - May 31, 2009, 9:39 am
No way can you compare Valentine to Edward Cullen. Vincent is in a league right over Edward Cullen's head! Edward may be a cute character in a book, but he cannot compare to the enigma of Vincent Valentine's charisma! End of story...
Someone Else - May 22, 2009, 5:58 pm
Vincent is like Edward Cullen. Except less gay. ALOT less gay.
I hate edward - May 14, 2009, 4:55 pm
:o Do not compare Vincent to that walking bucket of glitterglue!!! Vincent is way more awesome. End of story.
anon - February 19, 2009, 10:29 pm
fake true men does not shine
Panther - January 3, 2009, 3:18 pm
Vincent Valentine (the guy pictured here) is like Edward Cullen (the vampire from Twilight) for gamers (Vincent is from a game called Final Fantasy VII). You probably wouldn't get the joke if I explained it.
Huh? - December 18, 2008, 7:56 am
Who's who for what?

TWILIGHT - Yeah, That's More Like It

TAGS: twilight edward jacob new moon gay
Rating: 3/5

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aesop's folly - December 4, 2009, 9:08 pm
i took 1 of those online "r u edward or jake" quizes, and it got me, i don't wanna be a fag-vamp, i got werewolf
Zed - December 4, 2009, 1:50 pm
So what's the problem? Next time you see some idiot teenager reaching for one of these books in Wal-Mart, grab it and beat them to death with it.
Treehodger - December 4, 2009, 11:54 am
I am an American and I agree 110% with the user below, strangely enough named "Me_". American's today have lost quite a lot of morals, values, and rights in place of wimpy "Tween" attitudes. Kudos Me_, and 5L for this epic MotiFake.
Me_ - December 4, 2009, 11:31 am
The pussification of the US has even reached the vampires. The Nosferatu are rolling in their graves waiting for the sun to go down.
Zed - December 4, 2009, 8:30 am
Twilight: Mormon religious propaganda badly disguised as a vampire story. VERY BADLY.

BESTIALITY OR NECROPHILIA? - Which team are you on?

TAGS: twilight edward jacob new moon
Rating: 2.63/5

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javalord32 - June 28, 2010, 11:04 am
im on team van helsing
Anonymous2 - June 27, 2010, 2:48 pm
I'm on Team Twilight Is Stupid.
agdaniele - June 27, 2010, 1:22 am
I'm on team beastiality... aka: 1 man, 1 lion.

TWILIGHT - Even WoW knows what's up

TAGS: twilight wow
Rating: 3.92/5

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CoolioIndeed - April 1, 2010, 5:10 pm
Well played, 5L.

VAMPIRES - Are better counters than lovers.

TAGS: twilight is gay shit house the count from sesame street kicks ultimate ass
Rating: 3.68/5

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Kahoalii - October 14, 2011, 2:16 am
5, 5 Lions! AH AH AH!
aesop's folly - November 10, 2009, 5:39 pm
5/5 for a GREAT catch

TEAM LUKE OR TEAM HAN - only Leia can decide

TAGS: twilight sucks star wars rocks
Rating: 2.55/5

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Jalozyin - September 29, 2011, 4:36 pm
and Luke's her brother.
rnbw00 - August 31, 2011, 4:29 pm
And she did. since she & Han had 3 or 4 kids.

Fun Fact for Germaphobes -

TAGS: germaphobes twilight zone cremation crematorium
Rating: 4.92/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 7, 2013, 2:19 pm
I'm a big fan, as you can tell, of the ORIGINAL Twilight Zone series. Rod Serling's introduction which combined metaphors and puns was truly a work of art and pure genius. Can't find anything like it on TV today.
MrStupidGir - July 6, 2013, 11:20 pm
nice, even made that twilight zone music tune in in my head as I was reading this, kudos
5150monkeylove - July 6, 2013, 2:20 pm
Written perfectly. Captured his tone and inflection on paper. Nice.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 6, 2013, 1:22 am
I know, those d**n penguins! Ewwww!
steve1961 - July 5, 2013, 9:14 pm
Except for those germ-infested penguins...
EmilioDumphque - July 5, 2013, 7:28 pm
Antarctica works too.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 5, 2013, 7:13 pm
I told you that you inspired me to word it correctly, lol.
MissPriss - July 5, 2013, 6:27 pm
Very nicely done sir. 5L nicely indeed!

PERSPECTIVE - Still not as gay as Twilight

VLAD DRACULA - Because manly vampires don't sparkle.

TAGS: vampire dracula twilight cullen
Rating: 3.5/5

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vlad9885 - May 31, 2013, 2:28 am
Vlad approves

THE SAD PART? - After a hundred years of being a "vampire" it's only natural his vagina would smell of dead fish.

NO WORDS CAN DESCRIBE IT. - So beautiful... They should have sent a poet.

TAGS: greatness burn fire twilight sucks poet
Rating: 3.5/5

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HETHCOX25RAIDER - May 12, 2010, 1:15 am
u got that right


TAGS: twilight
Rating: 4.06/5

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boeweizer - February 13, 2010, 3:28 am
anne rice's vampire's are gay but not in the way edward is at least they dont sparkle in the anne rice universe but they do go down on each other
LoLmageddon - January 7, 2010, 7:27 am
Bartimaeus u n00b stop ganking my swagger already. Dayum.
Bartimaeus - January 1, 2010, 11:18 pm
Anne Rice made better vampires. THERE! I said it.
agdaniele - January 1, 2010, 11:16 pm
Valid argument.
CpnKangaroo - January 1, 2010, 11:13 pm
if they put blade in the next twilight movie i'd watch it
[email protected] - January 1, 2010, 10:24 pm
I suck in GENERAL (not arguing... confirming)but theyallow this stoopid crap thru. Most twilight fans are fine slender honeys! if they weren't, there wouldn't be so much twilight haterz. no-one cares what fat-ugly chicks like.


TAGS: dracula twilight vampire
Rating: 3.35/5

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fhusmc - March 18, 2011, 12:14 pm
Got that shit right!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 22, 2010, 11:05 pm
Wow ...I'm impressed (sarcasm)....1L
TheBarnShark - May 22, 2010, 11:03 pm
Damn skippy I did! http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q45/noahb5781/celebrity-pictures-bela-lugosi-vamp.jpg
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 22, 2010, 11:03 pm
Banana cream.......carpet shark.....did you find that rock?
MO - May 22, 2010, 10:59 pm
So shark. Back to your original bitch. Did you have the slightest to do with the pic in the above poster?
TheBarnShark - May 22, 2010, 10:57 pm
lol. Sure. If you can find it on the net somewhere besides here, you let me know.
TheTrashHeap - May 22, 2010, 10:52 pm
Yes your avatar. Holy stolen! Have you no scruples?
TheBarnShark - May 22, 2010, 10:49 pm
My avatar?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 22, 2010, 10:37 pm
strawberry rhubarb.
MO - May 22, 2010, 10:20 pm
Beacause I've seen your avatar a hundred times. Better change it...
MO - May 22, 2010, 10:20 pm
Jebus. Another boo hoo you stole a pic off the interweb. Really? Did you take the original?
TheBarnShark - May 22, 2010, 10:18 pm
Wow... Stolen much? http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://thumb2.visualizeus.com/thumbs/09/03/02/dracula,sparkle,twilight,sucks,vampire-608175f095262796b796cfc7f19b5cb9_m.jpg&imgrefurl=http://vi.sualize.us/popular/dracula/&usg=__FccvkCq22ft-QSA3lSAlj
zombiefan - May 22, 2010, 2:06 pm
Love this sooo much. Death to Edward! Where is Buffy when you need her?
needed - September 8, 2009, 10:28 pm
Amen brother but would it have killed to get a pic of christopher lee?


TAGS: twilight teen daughter protective dad
Rating: 4.87/5

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EmoChik - October 29, 2010, 3:22 am
If I was you daughter then I'd be suprised too. You want your daughter to turn into a leech?
Reality Lord - September 5, 2010, 1:22 pm

agdaniele - September 5, 2010, 1:03 pm
So, you only want your daughter to lose her black cherry?
Faceplant31 - September 5, 2010, 11:28 am
Just cruising. I am usually not on here during the weekend but i have some free time this morning. I was here Friday.
Reality Lord - September 5, 2010, 11:20 am

geez fp i know this is gonna come off as gay but i missed you man. where u been?
Faceplant31 - September 5, 2010, 10:50 am
ROR! 5L, perfect
GreyScorpion - September 5, 2010, 10:35 am


TAGS: vegans raw vegans the twilight zone
Rating: 4.84/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 12, 2013, 12:54 pm
It's deliciously ironic :-D
lgvernon - July 12, 2013, 11:30 am

I prefer cooked vegans, myself. The raw ones are stringy and tough...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 10, 2013, 4:00 pm
I agree. I can't stand, not just vegans, but RAW vegans. They're so much nuttier than regular vegans. Vegans are insane, but raw vegans are... wow!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 10, 2013, 3:57 pm
Thanks fallout. I take a long time to write these out, considering humor and dialogue. But I'll try my best.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 10, 2013, 3:55 pm
That's good; I type it out in his voice.
JesusWept - July 10, 2013, 10:03 am
I f-ing hate vegans! So i give this 5 big juicy steaks! :D
falloutghoul - July 10, 2013, 8:52 am
Keep 'em coming!
GaryO - July 10, 2013, 8:23 am
So good. So true. I read this in Serling’s voice, couldn't be helped.


TAGS: twilight joke ok i ll stop cubby
Rating: 4.36/5

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jibarocampesino - July 22, 2010, 11:17 am
BPtone with SPF 400
hootizz - July 18, 2010, 8:24 am
Yes..!! of course it is all OK to swim in the Gulf.., in fact it is unusually warm this year...

THE BIBLE - One of the best fantasy novels in existence... And still a better love story than Twilight

NOT REAL - Vampires burn in sunlight. they dont freaking sparkle. just trust me i talked to norris he said so.

TAGS: justin aldred twilight
Rating: 3.13/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 28, 2013, 1:54 am
Btw, 5L and faved!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 28, 2013, 1:53 am
As brooding as Louis was in Interview with the Vampire, he's still a better vampire than this wimp. Even Paul Reubens (AKA Pee-Wee Herman) was a better vampirethan this pathetic sack.
[email protected] - November 27, 2009, 12:50 pm
i'm hooked, and will surrender my man card at the closest dispensary.
Seth - May 26, 2009, 5:05 pm
nice one mate...real vampires kill shit with guns go see Underworld for real ones
DarthBubba - May 10, 2009, 7:47 am
Oh i've heard of things that sparkle in sunlight and have fabulous hair...FAIRIES!
leperchaun - March 26, 2009, 10:23 am

VAMPIRISM - You're Doing It Wrong.

RENESMEE - Because 100 years wasn't long enough to learn birth control.

DESERT-EAGLE... - ...for the times you don`t know what`s worse...the actual movie or this ending...

TAGS: twilight gay gun eyeburner click
Rating: 1.73/5

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holymoly - February 29, 2012, 2:36 pm
never thought I'd be the one to post a comment like this but.... lame tunnel of a good poster... tunnels=1

FANTASY - Just because you suck that doesn't make you a vampire.

WHEN VAMPIRES WORK OUT - do they do Cardio?

TWILIGHT - Gayer than Broadway. And that is saying a lot!

BESTIALITY - Uh... sure why not

COUNTESS ELIZABETH BáTHORY - The real LADY KILLER. She was up to 600 I believe.

THE ENTIRE WORLD - Would look like this if science combined Jacob Black and Edward Cullen

Now Back To Your Regularly Scheduled Program -

TAGS: twilight zone comfort attitude life
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - August 13, 2014, 11:28 pm
Thank you. Your's was awesome as usual. :)
Reality Lord - August 13, 2014, 7:33 am

very nice series

People are strange -

TAGS: strange people twilight zone television
Rating: 4.83/5

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lgvernon - August 4, 2013, 9:44 pm

I remember seeing this episode of the Twilight Zone the first time when I was a little kid. Scared the beejeebus out of me.

DIVISION BY ZERO - The next person to do it will be forced to watch the next twilight sequel.

MONSTER FIGHTS - Better than Team Edward/Team Jacob.

ROBERT PATTINSON - You know, as hard as i try. I just can't find a picture of him that hasn't been photoshopped into black and whi....... oh, wait.

TAGS: twilight fail white star movie
Rating: 4.11/5

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crankyhead - July 26, 2011, 12:05 pm


TAGS: epic fail twilight
Rating: 3.23/5

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Miguel Pardo Riquelme - January 7, 2011, 7:02 pm
I would still hit Alice
booger13 - March 18, 2010, 12:25 pm
"he may be a dick, he may NEVER TALK TO ME HE MAY BE EMOTIONALLY DEGRADING AND screen my LIFE , but i still love him..... you dont know how perfect our love is , BUT HE IS THE BEST bf ever ! ! ! !" YEAH right >__> Booger13
Fatt Matt - March 18, 2010, 10:26 am
2 posters to date. Both about Twilight. For someone who hates it so much, you sure are obsessed...

Twilight -

TAGS: twilight fast and furious better
Rating: 3.11/5

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EmilioDumphque - June 6, 2013, 3:22 am
I'm sure you really meant to say: "a choice between which is the BEST venereal disease."
vlad9885 - June 4, 2013, 2:03 am
At least fast and furious had cars to look at
Cannabal - June 1, 2013, 3:39 pm
No, no, definitely not, definitely not.
Silverheart - June 1, 2013, 3:23 pm

Like choosing which brand of sandpaper to use on your eyeballs. There's no 'better', just different types of awful.
PapaFox - June 1, 2013, 2:38 pm
It's like a choice between which is the worse venereal disease.


TAGS: vampire twilight fail
Rating: 2.57/5
aesop's folly - November 5, 2009, 4:58 pm
he doesnt even have red eyes


TWILIGHT YEARS - When even the craziest of stunts evoke only a freaked smile from men.... When a few of years ago; the meekest of smiles would.. Set off the craziest of stunts....



TAGS: twilight zone tribute cubby
Rating: 4/5

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BoneCD - August 21, 2010, 8:24 am
I Loved the Outer Limits and the Twilight Zone...they were the best!!!



TAGS: france hotel jesus vampire edward twilight dark lusty bite this
Rating: 3.55/5

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amina - June 9, 2010, 11:54 pm
She was actually pretty hot in this movie.

VAMPIRE HUNTERS - You're going to have to do better, than that.

TAGS: twilight blade underworld vampires kbr
Rating: 2.58/5

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[email protected] - November 11, 2009, 9:17 pm
M'ladis don't get southpark jokes. Besides they stole it from BLADE, anyhoo
DreMagnum - November 11, 2009, 3:43 pm
i thought day walkers were the gingers that could still be seen outside

TWILIGHT VAMPIRES - More interested in knocking up the chicks than sucking the blood out of their necks. Yet the true fail is they can't even look badass doing the chicks.

TWILIGHT FANS - Getting Pale For November 12th.

TAGS: twilight fans
Rating: 2.24/5

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TigerKid - February 15, 2009, 4:20 am
She glows in the dark lol
NREEEOW - February 5, 2009, 4:17 pm
She's reflecting so much light that I can't tell if she's hot or not.
Vaughn - January 13, 2009, 3:05 am
myspace.com/in_omnia_paratus. Or [email protected] I'll email you a picture of the two of us.
LogicDude - January 12, 2009, 12:39 pm
IF need be!? What do you mean IF? We'll need to see a post with her topless and your name and the date scrawled across her chest (not blocking the nipples, thank you). Otherwise, I'll never show you the nekkid pics of my GF, Salma Hayek.
Vaughn - January 12, 2009, 2:21 am
Actually, I am hitting that. That's my girlfriend, and that's my couch. And I can prove it, if need be :D
Porcelina - November 3, 2008, 9:53 am
Most Twilight fans DO NOT look like that.. at all. I HATE TWILIGHT. WHERE DID MY RANT FOR THIS GO!?
Kung-Fu Devil - November 3, 2008, 7:53 am
Yet, she's still really hot.
barockeva - November 3, 2008, 4:47 am
Hit it. I would.
Allison - October 14, 2008, 7:56 pm
Acrually it's the 21st.

TWILIGHT - just got a new actor deleted deleted

TAGS: twilight harry gay
Rating: 1.95/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 8:59 pm
he looks like he's more into the horse.
LiquidSquid - December 20, 2010, 8:47 pm
Wow, he had some naked chick hanging on him? He probably didn't care though.


TAGS: mickey mouse vampires twilight edward cullen
Rating: 1.92/5

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agdaniele - October 1, 2009, 11:03 pm
(looking over shoulder)
MrRandom - October 1, 2009, 10:59 pm
Just walk away and ignore it
agdaniele - October 1, 2009, 10:58 pm


PREPUCE - The best-best-seller.

WHO WOULD OF THOUGHT? - That a 40+ Women's Wet Dream Would Appeal To thousands and thousands of EMO kids


Hair -

Pandas Know -

TAGS: pandas twilight zone oh god help me pleeeeeeaaase
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - August 15, 2013, 5:50 am
pretty cynical, old crotchety the.

google search catheter - did you mean twilight? -

TAGS: google search catheter twilight is everywhere
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 19, 2013, 10:19 am
I Photoshoped it using a hyperbole; basically, everywhere you go there Twilight is.
EmilioDumphque - October 18, 2013, 6:02 pm
That's not what I get, in five tries. It is probable that Google suggests things similar to your recent searches.

I Present to You -

she may be a little weird -

Mr. Edward Snowden -

TAGS: nsa edward snowden big brother the twilight zone skeletons in the closet
Rating: 4.8/5

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Reality Lord - July 18, 2013, 4:08 pm

nicely done cynic
maoworks2 - July 18, 2013, 11:49 am
This Is The Best One I've Seen In A Long Time 5L.
robbidos - July 18, 2013, 10:12 am
lol 5 badly spelled lyins
Greeny - July 17, 2013, 9:41 pm
5 Dimensions!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 17, 2013, 9:16 pm
Thanks, Gary :-)
GaryO - July 17, 2013, 8:50 pm
One of yer best, cynic. 5L easy


TAGS: twilight host divergent giver movies
Rating: 4.8/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 22, 2014, 1:12 am
It was her brother.
Sho - August 17, 2014, 10:33 pm
Divergent didnt had a third wheel in it
Silverheart - August 17, 2014, 4:30 pm

It's more than just the movie industry that churns out repetitive drek over and over. But I agree, this template has worn out it's welcome.

sad but true -

Cleanliness -

TAGS: twilight zone ocd clean freaks dust
Rating: 4.42/5

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GaryO - July 22, 2013, 8:33 am
Far effing out!
falloutghoul - July 22, 2013, 8:29 am
And thus, the mystery is solved! ....Or IS IT?!

STILL BETTER THAN TWILIGHT - Edward the Troll and Grettal the witch hunter. Way better love story than twilight. And hes better looking.


Twilight -